The 50 Question Non-Romantic Tumblr Question Meme;... →
thatyoungman: 1. What is your dream career, and what path do you plan to take to get there? 2. Who do you aspire most to be like? 3. What do you like in a best friend? 4. Do you currently have any squishes (people you really want to be best friends with)? 5. What is your ideal platonic relationship? 6. Best late night IM conversation story. 7. List one person you’d like to wear the sweater...
Octopus swims off with recording video camera.
Rant / truth about daycare
Daycares suck. Parents drop off their kids at a center with a ton of other kids, and expect it to be picture perfect all the time. As a daycare worker, you only get paid minimum wage, unless you have a degree. Now I’m not stupid enough to go get my degree in childcare so I can get paid $2.00/hour more than I would without a degree. My reasons being… 1. I absolutely fucking hate...
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
toocooltobehipster: WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED CONGRATULIONS, YOU WON Reblogging because i’ve jumped back like this…
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.
Driving through Caldwell (crap town) on my way to the eye doctor today, I saw a peacock. Just walking down the road, pecking at things. I said WHAT THE FUCK, and then kept driving. I should have taken it home.
xicequeenx asked: You are cute as hell ma.
of not being able to sleep and resorting to tumblr, hot chocolate, and non stop music sessions full of Peggy Lee, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Bing Crosby, Tony Bennett and Dean Martin. It’s just that kind of night. School and work tomorrow, bright and early. Goodnight Tumblr.
MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
Brutal honesty hour. - Put any of these in my ask
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am. - not this unless you're un anon
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
Best of Autocorrect
jasperswift: risesaidtheking: gabbyantz: jentayro: thesarahnator: rocknrollercoaster: I can’t stop crying. Lol’d at the last one almost peed my pants.
"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are...
scurrilizzie: hahaha, oh betty.